This blog is dedicated to advocating logic and consistency.
Not in a boring, science-way mind, nor even in a filmic continuity sense (no pointing out the telegraph pole in the spinning-arrow shot from ‘Robin Hood Prince of Thieves’ here!).
Rather, ‘Left Hand, Meet Right Hand’ is a showcase for all the individuals on the Internet who make silly comments with complete disregard for decent, coherent logic.
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If you find a post on a forum thread or in the comments section of a blog which lacks consistency to such a degree that your very soul demands that you tell everyone about it, then this is the place to name and shame them. Or perhaps the blog itself contains the inconsistency - all variations are acceptable!
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Included within this scope are public statements from companies (or their employees) that make it onto the Internet. In fact, it is one of these instances that led me to create LHMRH in the first place; one that I believe perfectly typifies the kind of inconsistencies that arise due to lack of departmental communication and as such needs exposing – or at least placing up high for everyone else to point at and laugh.
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